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Groundbreaking news!!!! Seth Bland voted sexiest animal of all time!!!! He was presented with his award today. This is what he had to say. 'Oh wow! This is SO fantastic. I mean I never thought this would happen to a little, innocent child like me. When I was growing up I used to get funny looks in the street but I never realised that it was 'cos I am SO sexy. I can't believe it! This is the happiest day of my life! I don't deserve this. There are so many other sexy animals out there! I'd just like to dedicate this award to them. I couldn't have got where I am today without them. Thank you all. I love everybody!
The award presented to Mr. Bland was in the shape of a 'boy'. After making this very emotional speech, Mr. Bland proceeded to dance around like an idiot for many hours. He danced all night until the sun came up. He then took the solid gold award and chucked it off a bridge. Mr. Bland went home, got married and they all lived happily ever after. THE END